Can't Argue with That!

Tropical Storm Fay: Panama City's Wind Damage

This Person Got Fired for Sure

Sometimes I Feel Like the Donkey

Finally...A Practical Application for Post-It Notes!

Stretch Ferrari

Check out this stretch Ferrari 360 Modena. It's 23 feet long with eight seats and electric gullwing doors. It's the handiwork of Style Limousines in Manchester, England, which spent more than £200,000 modifying the rear-engined 3.6-litre V8. This limo can accelerate to 60mph in under six seconds!

Why Women Live Longer

So you know women have a higher life expectancy rate than men, right? Some "experts" might try to tell you that men don't live as long due to one or more of the following reasons:

• Men generally have higher levels of testosterone, insulin, and other anabolics that cause oxidative stress.
• On average, men consume more tobacco, alcohol and drugs.
• Men tend to be more aggressive, and thus more likely to encounter violence.
• Men take more risks when they drive cars or motorcycles.
• Men only have one X-chromosome, which makes them more prone for X-linked hereditary diseases.

Phooey on all that! I've discovered the real reason why women live longer... and here's my evidence:

Remember...

...there's always light at the end of the tunnel!

Forklifts Are Dangerous...

...I mean, look! There's no seatbelts on this thing!

One Heck of a Trailer Hitch

Talk about heavy duty!

Looking Forward to Temporary Insanity III

Everyone always wants to know how fast a vehicle can accelerate from 0 - 60. The question that never gets asked, however, is how fast a vehicle can decelerate from 60 - 0.

Kinda makes you wonder what happened to the first "Temporary Insanity".

Now That's Great Advertising!

And the Newsroom Falls Silent...